7.02.2006

The Krypton Way

Never one to find a cause too trivial to be outraged by, now Michelle Malkin has her panties in a bunch because in Superman Returns, the phrase "truth, justice, and the American way" has been replaced with "truth, justice...and all that stuff."

I'm no Superman expert, but wasn't Superman born on the planet Krypton? How did he end up becoming a U.S. citizen, anyways? Couldn't it be said that he came here illegally? Is Superman an illegal alien. an undocumented worker*?

Did Michelle Malkin's head just explode?

*Special note to comic book nerds: I'm just being facetious. I'm sure there's some storyline that makes him legal, or his parents adopted him, so calm down.

1 comment:

  1. As a comic book nerd, I just have to say, "Screw Superman!" You can stop bullets with your friggin' eyeballs, but a rock takes away your power. Screw you and screw DC comics! Pretty off topic....

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