If he commuted Paris Hilton's sentence, there would be rioting in the god damned streets.
Hey George here are some ideas for your next bout of obstruction of justice er I mean compassionate conservatism:
Mandy Martinson — 15 years for helping her boyfriend count his drug-dealing money.
DeJarion Echols — 20 years for selling a small amount of crack and owning a gun, causing Reagan-appointed federal judge Walter S. Smith, Jr. to say, “This is one of those situations where I’d like to see a congressman sitting before me.”
Weldon Angelos — 55 years for minor marijuana and gun charges, causing the George W. Bush-appointed judge Paul Cassell, previously best known for pressing the courts to overturn the Miranda decision, to call the mandatory sentence in this case “unjust, cruel, and even irrational.”
Anthea Harris — 15 years when members of her husband’s drug ring received sentence reductions to testify against her, although she had not been directly involved in the business.
And of course, what about Genarlow Wilson, who got 10 years for having consensual oral sex with a 15-year-old girl when he was 17.
Fuck Scooter Libby.
Fuck George W. Bush.