And to answer your question, why yes, it is rather superior to yours. I could teach you, but that would require financial compensation.
For reals though, I made one of these muxtapes the kids are going crazy for. I randomly threw 12 punk songs that I happen to love together. So enjoy. Or don't. I don't really give a shit.
Actually I do, I just like to sound like a jaded misanthrope sometimes.
The tunage is here: http://xjerryx.muxtape.com/
If you have one, give me the link.