So, this one time, me and mi familia went to Golden Corral. If you're not familiar with Golden Corral, think Sizzler. In Kings County in the 80's, this was considered a "nice" place to have a "nice" dinner for a special occasion. I know, right? Anyways, Golden Corral has your standard Sizzler-esque array of "bars". Salad bar, potato bar, dessert bar. Whatever I ordered came with a baked potato, so I went and loaded that bad boy up with sour cream. I sat down next to my dad, took a bite of the baked potato and immediately spit it out. My dad asked what was wrong. I told him that whoops, I put whipped cream on my potato.
I don't think I ever saw my dad laugh harder.
Miss you, dad.