2.19.2009

me vs. you

I'm liking Demetri Martin's new show.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous13:42

    me: left-handed scissors
    you: left-handed amputee

    me: stairs
    you: 500 lb man with asthma

    me: baby
    you: slutty catholic girl who doesn't believe in birth control or abortion.

    me: virginity
    you: 30 yr old man playing mmorpg's living in his moms basement.

    me: the sun
    you: 30 yr old man playing mmorpg's living in his moms basement.

    me: religion
    you: rational thought

    me: shower
    you: hippie

    me: herpes
    you: prostitute

    me: 2 piece puzzle
    you: jessica simpson

    Nathan
    (in appreciation of Demetre)

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