3.10.2009

cheetah ftw

Never underestimate the power of The Colbert Nation. Tonight on the Report, Wyoming Representative Cynthia Lummis insisted that the antelope is the fastest land mammal. Colbert argued it was the Cheetah (it is - I thought everyone knew this). Colbert looks in the camera and says "Just look up 'fastest animal'". And whaddayaknow
Let us pray he uses this power for good.

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