10.21.2009

the best 0-6 team in fantasy football.

I'm in a fantasy football league, but I'm a terrible owner. For the draft, I just picked who I liked. I set my roster, drop/acquire players, etc at like midnight on Saturday. I don't really give it a whole lot of thought until gameday. So it's no surprise that my team is 0-6, the laughing stick of the league. But I have some decent players, so what's going on? Well, besides Steven Jackson and Brandon Jacobs sucking beyond all belief, a lot of it has to do with my shitty luck when it comes to the schedule. Here's a week-by-week listing of all teams scores. My scores are bolded red, my opponent's scores that week are bold black.

WEEK ONE

132
124
119
109
104
104
94
75

Okay, my team blew this week. It happens.

WEEK TWO

148

129
129

114
102
89 
88
76

Middle of the pack. Deserved the loss. Would have beat three other teams.  


WEEK THREE



141
121
100
95
77
72
61

66

In the upper-half of scores this week, but my opponent was even higher. Dammit.  


WEEK FOUR



143
132
125
119
104
91
98
94

Okay, now this is getting annoying. There's only two teams I wouldn't have beat, and of course I was playing one of them. 



WEEK FIVE


136
117
115
100
86
86
63
33

Back to the bottom half, but not the bottom. Still would have beat three other teams. 

WEEK FIVE

185
142
137
130
124
119
99
97

You've got to be kidding me. Repeat of week three. If Matt Schaub doesn't play out of his mind, I win. If Steven Jackson does jack shit, I win. If Brandon Jacobs does Jack shit. I win. If I was playing 5 of the other 7 teams, I win.

Safe to say, I'm not heading to Vegas anytime soon.
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