1. Take out your iPod (or Zune, I guess...really, who buys a Zune?)My Zune, which btw, rules, you Apple-obsessed sheep, gives me the following
2. Press shuffle songs.
3. Answer the following: a) How many songs before you come to one that would absolutely disqualify you from being President? b) What is that song?
1: Rudimentary Peni - "Him Hymn". Not sure if that's a disqualifier, religious overtones, but not sure quite what it's trying to say. Vague enough to pass.
2: Tear It Up - "I Don't Care That I'm Falling Apart" Downer of a hardcore song, but nothing too over the top.
3: Fall Silent - "Hail Of Bullets". Curse words, but it's 2008.
4: Code Of Honor - "Code Of Honor". Anti-authority but not in too shocking of a manner.
5: Hi-Standard - "Wait For The Sun". Nothing shocking here.
6. Avail - "Versus". Pass.
7. Queers - "Drop The Attitude Fucker". Not the worst offender, but the name of the band + "Fucker" in the title = Fail.
There goes my presidential ambitions.