You are a moron. And so am I. And so is everyone. Apparently that’s what the administration thinks. In response to charges of Koran abuse, the Pentagon, admitted an inmate had urine splashed on him and his Koran and explained it in a statement:

"(A guard) urinated near an air vent and the wind blew his urine through the vent into the block.”

First of all, do guards have access to bathrooms? Or are soldiers on a base allowed to whip it out and whiz whenever and wherever the urge strikes? It’s called bladder control. We might want to have Amnesty International look into whether or not our soldiers are being abused through limited bathroom access.
Second, does anyone actually believe this story? What an unlucky soldier. He just happens to have an uncontrollable urge to urinate when he happens to be next to the air vent of a cell block and there just happens to be some sort of semi-hurricane occurring. Yeah, that sounds likely.
No one in this administration can take responsibility for anything. Now it’s the damn wind’s fault. Wind, you rascal, you.