Watch Out Jenna Jameson! Osama Who?

Talk about your unwinnable wars.

A war on porn will make the war in Iraq seem like a cakewalk. But that's what the FBI wants to do.

Early last month, the bureau's Washington Field Office began recruiting for a new anti-obscenity squad. Attached to the job posting was a July 29 Electronic Communication from FBI headquarters to all 56 field offices, describing the initiative as "one of the top priorities" of Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales and, by extension, of "the Director." That would be FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III.

Unbelievable.

Glad to know there are no more terrorists.