i'm screwed

The one healthy thing I've done in life is to eschew drugs (caffeine doesn't count!) and alcohol (neither does NyQuil!). Okay, that's two things. Well, now it's just one thing. 

"A lot of research shows that people who drink moderately flat-out live longer than those who don't," Lloyd tells Page Six. "From the prevention of the common cold to the prevention of the onset of Alzheimer's to preventing certain types of cancer, regular drinking can be very beneficial." Whereas most research has focused on wine, he says spirits can provide the same boon.