the great electrosol rebellion of '09

I'll give you my Cascade when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

I mean, seriously, a ban on selling a certain kind of detergent leads to this rhetoric:

At what point do the people tell the politicians to go to hell? At what point do they get off the couch, march down to their state legislator’s house, pull him outside, and beat him to a bloody pulp for being an idiot?

Sounds like a completely sane response.

If the GOP plays its cards right, it will have a winning issue in 2010.

Yes, run on that. Please.

Were I in Washington State, I’d be cleaning my gun right about now waiting to protect my property from the coming riots or the government apparatchiks coming to enforce nonsensical legislation.

Because the government will have goon squads coming door to door checking for Electrasol.

The comments are comedy gold.

Have you ever seen the movie, 'Falling Down'? Go rent it. Really. Little things can add up pretty quickly and spur a full-scale riot.

this would be so great for a tea party, everyone pour it down the drains, on the sidwalks, or have car washes, something rebelllious.

Didn’t you people see Smokey & The Bandit? It was a huge hit in 1977 because it hit a cultural nerve (It wasn’t the acting nor the plotline). Clean air & gas mileage meant emasculated cars, downsized cars, mandatory 55mph. And you couldn’t buy Coors beer east of Texas. So Smokey hops in a badass TransAm and sticks it to the Man.

The Key Is Not To Fire The First Shot. The Other Side will have to do that. It probably means a nice family somewhere, or maybe even a whole town, will have to get mowed down by the Obamabots. But, and this key - if they fire the first shot, we make sure we fire the last shot.

For instance, I believe that there should be a list…a “living” list, (you know, in the same vein as a “living” constitution). The list would necessarily contain names of proven “statist” subversives, to be updated regularly....Individuals appearing on such a list , (those whose names would be the most worthy of opprobrium), could possibly be eligible for such niceties as tar and feathering, or being run out of town on a rail, (or whatever the modern equivalent may be)

I know you are thinking "April Fools!" But no, it's for reals, yo.