my ups driver smokes crack

A few months ago, I posted my UPS driver's feeble attempt to "hide" a package under my doormat. It went a little somethin' like dis:

That's pretty ridiculous, right? But at least I sorta get the concept he was going for - hiding something under a mat. Fail, yes. But I get it.

So yesterday, I recieved some more packages, and SC sent me this pic of what was on our porch.

What in the Christ is that all about?