the human condom

Another fake. Gots to be. First of all, why is getting inside a balloon your great white whale? Is it the Howie Mandel glove-on-the-head for the X-TREME generation? Plus it sounds like a goddamn Neil Hamburger routine. "Well, my head's inside. Hmmmm. Whoa. Hmmm." And did he bust out a "drat"? I know I heard "Dang it." But the deadpan of "I'm becoming trapped in the ballon," is the piece de resistance here. That's golden.

Anyways, third time's a charm, dude. 

[barstool]