6.25.2009

mark the date, i am officially a prude

This is the straw that broke the camel's back:


Let's see, girl with mouth open, phallic shaped sandwich, emphasis on the word "blow", the "super seven incher", verrrrry subtle, Burger King. Michael Scott would have a field day with this.

Between this, pubes in Old Spice ads, Quizno's begging Scott to "put it in me", Carl's Jr inducing boners (twice), and being absolutely horrified every time SC watches MTV, I am officially a bitter old man who longs for simpler times, when you didn't need blowjob allusions to sell a burger, you just needed Costanza dancing in the street.


Don't get me wrong. I am definitely getting one of those. The burger, not a bj, you sickos.
[consumerist]

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