the best 0-6 team in fantasy football.

I'm in a fantasy football league, but I'm a terrible owner. For the draft, I just picked who I liked. I set my roster, drop/acquire players, etc at like midnight on Saturday. I don't really give it a whole lot of thought until gameday. So it's no surprise that my team is 0-6, the laughing stick of the league. But I have some decent players, so what's going on? Well, besides Steven Jackson and Brandon Jacobs sucking beyond all belief, a lot of it has to do with my shitty luck when it comes to the schedule. Here's a week-by-week listing of all teams scores. My scores are bolded red, my opponent's scores that week are bold black.

WEEK ONE

132
124
119
109
104
104
94

75

Okay, my team blew this week. It happens.

WEEK TWO

148

129

129

114

102

89 

88

76

Middle of the pack. Deserved the loss. Would have beat three other teams.  

WEEK THREE

141

121

100

95

77

72

61

66

In the upper-half of scores this week, but my opponent was even higher. Dammit.  

WEEK FOUR

143

132

125

119

104

91

98

94

Okay, now this is getting annoying. There's only two teams I wouldn't have beat, and of course I was playing one of them. 

WEEK FIVE

136

117

115

100

86

86

63

33

Back to the bottom half, but not the bottom. Still would have beat three other teams. 

WEEK FIVE

185
142

137

130
124
119
99
97

You've got to be kidding me. Repeat of week three. If Matt Schaub doesn't play out of his mind, I win. If Steven Jackson does jack shit, I win. If Brandon Jacobs does Jack shit. I win. If I was playing 5 of the other 7 teams, I win.

Safe to say, I'm not heading to Vegas anytime soon.