i'm having a weird dream right now, right?

I have to be. There's no way this headline can be true.

What the what?

THIS Shane MacGowan?

I didn't realize you could grow Irish Whiskey.

"So, Shane, what kind of fertilizer do you recommend?"

"SHMTTUE  SSJJJDDYYYS  SJD  SRTUYKS  LHSKEM "