please tell me this fake

I hope those wacky Centre NAD kids are up to their internet hijinx, cuz if not...pretty much worst. nightmare. evar. I don't want to live in a world where this is possible. I'll take exploding meteors any day of the week over this.

I'm never sleeping again.

drunk seinfeld

I don't work tomorrow so I'm on a full-on internet bender.

born to kill

bathroom laughter



I know in Internet time this is already years old, but oh well. It involves Fresno, so it's getting posted. GO DOGS! Many classic parts, but the thing I like the most is the KMPH reporter, who knows he has struck gold and is trying to extend this for as long as possible.

  Still waiting for the remix, though. What's the deal internet? Speaking of which, this dude so needs to hook up with that one surfer brah and get so pitted at Mavericks. WAPAAH!