A Bunch Of Bombs In The Air...

Happy 4th, everyone! To celebrate, I bring you the national anthem, as sung by track and field legend Carl Lewis...

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Yowzers. Let's try that again. Enrico Palazzo, help us out...



Hmmm. Not gonna cut it. Police officer, help us out...



Wait, wait, that's not right. Rosanne?



Ladies, and gentleman, we are having technical difficulties, please bear with us. Okay, I think I have it fixed. Skater lady, break a leg...



Jesus, man, I think a crackhead could literally sing better than all y'all.