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Michael Phelps' 8 gold medals were cool. Usain Bolt smoking the field was pretty awesome. Seeing a weightlifter dislocate his elbow, was, uh, interesting. But I think we can all agree that the most bewildering thing about the games so far has been......whatever ocular abortion the Australian team has decided to wear at any given moment.

I first noticed it when watching some softball. It was pretty late at night, so I assumed I was having some sort of up-too-late hallucination. Nope.



And then yesterday, when watching some women's basketball, I am confronted with this unitardation.



Why does Australia hate its women's teams?