yeah, sounds about right

 

the halloween post

Poll: Have the Grown-Ups Hijacked Halloween from the Younger Ones?

Are you kidding me with this, La Mesa Patch? I was on to this crap seven years ago!


Anyways, Happy Halloween y'all.

50's Girl

christmas comes early

Phil's BBQ now open in Santee:

Today's the first day of beef ribs and char-grilled patties, of chicken breast smothered in barbecue sauce and pulled pork Broham sandwiches.

Not gonna argue that Phil's is the best BBQ ever, as it probably couldn't hold a candle to Carolina, Memphis, KC, or Texas 'que (I speculate, since I've never had any of the aforementioned), but it is easily the best in San Diego.

Another victory for Santee. Sonic, In 'N'Out, Phils, Sab-E-Lee... Klantee no more!

kids? then i'm at 10,000 easy

Kids Will Gorge Themselves On Anywhere From 3,500 To 7,000 Calories This Halloween:

 

The average child will eat 3,500 to 7,000 calories worth of treats on Halloween night. 

Amateurs.

geaux sd stud #sdcard

So it's high time I start cleaning out my old phone's SD card and all those pictures I meant to blog about but didn't because blogger for Android sucks when it comes to picured. If you see the hashtag #sdcard, you know it's some old random photo. Half the time I won't remember why I took the picture, the other half, whatever joke I meant to make is going to be stale, and the other half will probably be food posts, cuz, well, that's just what people do when you eat. Also, I'm no good at math.

So to kick it off we have this beaut, captured on the Eastboud 8.




Gotta love the New Orleans pride. Even a gold truck! That's tacky dedication usually reserved for Raiders fans. The topper, of course, is the plate. Absolute classic.

if there's a way i wish we'd see it

just put the insurance companies in charge

With Sandy in full effect, perhaps it's time to take a look at Romney's ideas on disaster relief. From the Republican debates (emphasis mine - I included the whole exchange as to not be accused of selectively editing, but if you just read what's in bold, you'll get the gist):

KING: What else, Governor Romney? You've been a chief executive of a state. I was just in Joplin, Missouri. I've been in Mississippi and Louisiana and Tennessee and other communities dealing with whether it's the tornadoes, the flooding, and worse. FEMA is about to run out of money, and there are some people who say do it on a case-by-case basis and some people who say, you know, maybe we're learning a lesson here that the states should take on more of this role. How do you deal with something like that?

ROMNEY: Absolutely. Every time you have an occasion to take something from the federal government and send it back to the states, that's the right direction. And if you can go even further and send it back to the private sector, that's even better. Instead of thinking in the federal budget, what we should cut -- we should ask ourselves the opposite question. What should we keep? We should take all of what we're doing at the federal level and say, what are the things we're doing that we don't have to do? And those things we've got to stop doing, because we're borrowing $1.6 trillion more this year than we're taking in. We cannot...

KING: Including disaster relief, though?

ROMNEY: We cannot -- we cannot afford to do those things without jeopardizing the future for our kids. It is simply immoral, in my view, for us to continue to rack up larger and larger debts and pass them on to our kids, knowing full well that we'll all be dead and gone before it's paid off. It makes no sense at all.

I think you might wanna make sure your kids actually survive a disaster and its aftermath before worrying about the debt you'll leave them.

now it's time for richard gere to essplain himself #urbanlegends

At Last, Rod Stewart Breaks His Silence on Getting His Semen-Filled Stomach Pumped:

By 1982, Stewart was married to actress Alana Hamilton, ex-wife of actor George Hamilton. They went on vacation in Hawaii, and Toon came along. The hotel was overbooked, so Toon and Alana's son Ashley, who was 7, shared a room. "Toon, of course, couldn't resist pulling some bloke in the bar that evening and taking him back to the room. I fired him in the morning. Toon's revenge was absolutely inspired. He fed the press a story in which, as a consequence of an evening spent orally servicing a gang of sailors in a gay bar in San Diego, I had been required to check into a hospital emergency room to have my stomach pumped...I have never orally pleasured even a solitary sailor, let alone a ship's worth in one evening. And I have never had my stomach pumped, either of naval-issue semen or of any other kind of semen. With minor variations...this story has stayed with me ever since. Say what you like about Tony Toon-and God rest his soul-but he was good at his job."

fin's art

reup: berzerk - my first 7"

By request. When it's gone, it's gone. (Original post).

happy 50th, larry kleist

The world may know you as Saul Goodman, but you'll always be Larry Kleist to me.

 Happy Birthday Bob Odenkirk:

well, it's not a mercedes benz...

But I'd still say this is a devoted fan...

young maniacs

well, this explains the jammer interception

Get it? Cuz dude can't catch.

The Chargers Even Suck At Cheating

bizarro jim lehrer

warrior poet or white power?

This was on Zulily, one of those deals sites that trick you into thinking you're getting a deal when you're actually still paying double what you should be paying for any given item.

Anyways, this shirt is from a company called Warrior Poet, but, like, uh, what the fuck?

That looks like it could be an Aryan Brotherhood "White Power" prison tat, right? Am I crazy?