So, the other day I was returning something at Target. This lady comes up to the counter and asks an employee if they could page her nephew, who was like 10, over the intercom, as she could not find him, and they had to get going due to a doctor's appointment. I would think this is no big deal. Seemed like a routine thing when I was growing up. But when you consider that there's an unsupervised ten-year-old running around, you'd think Target would get on that stat.
But instead, the employee said that he couldn't. That he needed to ask his manager, who would then need to ask his boss. To page someone? Really. Anyways, because everything in life comes back to either Seinfeld or Mr. Show, I immediately thought of this.