maturity is an awful thing

There was a time not so long ago when I would have found this plain funny without a second thought. But no, now I'm Mr. Harshyourbuzz and I'm all like, "why don't these assholes filming her have the common decency to tell her the hose isn't attached?"

 Kids, the moral of the story is, don't get old. And get off my lawn.

the world champion of crazy

This is unreal. At points it just sounds like a series of random words. Lincoln, Nebraska just got a whole lot more interesting.

I agreed with absolutely nothing this lady said (well, at least whatever I could make some amount of sense of), yet I still felt she deserved a standing ovation. Is that weird?

'wich addiction

The folks behind the Devilicious Truck (which was featured on Season Two of the Great Food Truck Race) opened up a sandwich shop in Mira Mesa called Wich Addiction. It's kind of out of the way for me, but I made the trek and was not disappointed. I had the Blackened Hanger Steak withe Horseradish Sour Cream. It was awesome.

The menu has some non sandwich items that guarantee my return. Short Rib Poutine? Yes please.

dear jamba juice: I don't think "fresh" means what you think it does

the nuge is kind of a weird dude #wangdang

I'm still trying to figure out why anyone cares what Ted Nugent says, but this is still kind of weird.

Ted Nugent Offers To Fellate Reporter And Rape Producer To Show That Ted Nugent Is A Damn Nice Guy:

r.i.p. yauch

Thank you for scaring the moms of America (along with Prince and Madonna?). Dirty job, but someone has to do it, and you did it well.

And of course Jello Biafra is the voice of reason.