5.24.2006

Chuck Norris Has NOTHING On Pat Robertson

Pat Robertson, the televangelist who makes Christians oh so proud by
endorsing the assassination of Hugo Chavez, blaming 9/11 on the gays, and predicting God would smite a Pennsylvania town, is apparently the biggest badass of all baddasses.

On a website where Pat hucks his special formula protein shakes, it states that o'l Pat can leg press 2,000 pounds.
Did you know that Pat Robertson, through rigorous training, leg-pressed 2,000 pounds! How did he do it?
Yeah, I'd like to know how he did it, too. Especially since the leg press record, set by Florida State's Dan Kendra, is 1335 pounds.

Gee, I wonder how hard it was to leg press 1335 pounds?
...When he set the record, they had to modify the leg press machine to fit 1,335 pounds of weight. Plus, Kendra's capillaries in his eyes burst. Burst.
Don't fuck with Pat Robertson. Unlike pussies like Dan Kendra, he can leg press 2000 pounds without having the motherfucking capillaries in his motherfucking eyes motherfucking burst.

That, or he's lying.
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