the punkest album in history

It gets no more punk than this. Crowded House? Erasure? Toni Basil? Huey Fucking Lewis and the Fucking News? To top it off, a dude in a glam metal wig shilling it. Punk as fuck. Sign me up for the two day express shipping.

Great acting by the totally punk chick, btw:

"Yeah, tell em about punk!"  Yeah!""Yeah!" "Yeah." "Or two cassettes for just $21.95." 

1,2,3,4, who's punk? What's the score?

finley, take notes

You have 12 years. On the clock starting....now.

woot? off.

 Among Woot's Four Arrested Development Bits That Just Don't Work is the "chicken thing":

Never before in history have so many funny performers made such great efforts to be funny for a bit that was so unfunny. 

More like, "never before in history has the blog of a deal-a-day website been so utterly, totally wrong."

If you're an idiot who in 2013 still hasn't watched every episode, the running gag is that none of the Bluth's have any idea how to imitate the sound or motion of a chicken. It. Is. Always. Funny. In fact the most I've ever laughed at any sitcom ever is this:

neeeeeeeeeeeeerds!

How could I possibly read this...

Trouble erupted at the family event between costumed characters dressed as their cyber heroes when visiting Doctor Who fans clashed with Star Wars fans at a special fair in Norwich at the weekend.

And not post this?

i vote trolled #newtgingrich

Newt Gingrich Makes A Youtube Video Asking People To Name His Cell Phone, Apparently Has Never Heard Of The Word “SmartPhone”:



If somehow Newt is for reals with this, the he needs to be retroactively impeached from any and all offices he's ever held.

walt? jesse? #breaking bad

Motor Home Catches Fire in Poway:

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walt? jesse? #breaking bad

Motor Home Catches Fire in Poway:

should i stay or should i go?

Option 1: If I stay there will be trouble.

Option 2: If I go it will be double.

Seems like a pretty simple "lesser of two evils equation". Who in their right mind would choose double trouble?




For the record, I've decided to stay with blogger, augmented with google+ for some mobile picture type stuff.

no #bertos in sight

San Diego Mexican Food Restaurants: 10Best Restaurant Reviews.

I can't argue with every choice on this list, but it can't go uncommented upon:

• Las Cuatras Milpas belongs on the list, but not number one. 
• Old Town Mexican Cafe belongs nowhere on this list. It is a tourist trap that caters to out-of-towner's notions of Mexican food. 
• Lolita's - No. Good, but not in the upper echelon of taco shops. 
• Cafe Coyote - no, see OTMC.
• Thank God they didn't list El Indio, which is even more overrated than the Old Town restaurants.

The rest I can't speak for, but some glaring omissions:

1. Mama Testa
2. Mariscos German
3. El Paisa
4. El Cotixan / Santana's / Trujillo's / Cotija's / Mexican Fiesta are all better taco shops than Lolita's.
5. Super Cocina
6. La Fachada

by the time i drink an arizona

People will try, by there is simply no justification for this.

south of heaven #slayer #rip

Slayer Guitarist Jeff Hanneman dies at 49:

Slayer is devastated to inform that their bandmate and brother, Jeff Hanneman, passed away at about 11AM this morning near his Southern California home. Hanneman was in an area hospital when he suffered liver failure. He is survived by his wife Kathy, his sister Kathy and his brothers Michael and Larry, and will be sorely missed.

One of my best memories is going to see Slayer at the Wilson Theater with my late brother. I remember during War Ensemble, my favorite part was coming, you know, that part during the middle when everything slows down to a chugga chugga and then Tom Araya unleashes "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR", when the god damned power went out. Good times. RIP Jeff. RIP Phil.

May 01, 2013 at 05:06PM

my inlaws will be stoked

Recent Study Investigates Crucial Debate: Do Koozies Keep Beer Cold? Researchers and students at the University of Washington in Seattle have conducted a very important study proving, once and for all, that koozies do in fact keep beverages cold. Here's the science beh...

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May 01, 2013 at 04:57PM

gunz r awesome

2-Year-Old Girl Shot, Killed By 5-Year-Old Brother With Rifle He Recieved As A Gift BURKESVILLE, Ky. (AP) — Authorities in southern Kentucky say a 2-year-old girl has been accidentally shot and killed by her 5-year-old brother, who was playing with a .22-caliber rifle he received as ...

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