like ray-yay-yain on yer wedding day (which is not really ironic, but whatever)

Remember when Rand Paul was "detained" by TSA for refusing a pat down? Oh, how the calls of injustice followed. The Tea Party / Libertarian / Paultard howled that it was yet another example of a too-powerful government trampling on the liberty of the individual. In fact, Paul himself said,

I think there’s a breaking point where we’re invading people’s privacy and we’re invading their dignity.

Guess where he was heading at the time? A pro-life rally.

You can't make this stuff up.