Desperate, the new Republican bogeyman is “San Francisco Values”. Apparently, you’re supposed to shit yourself at the thought of Nancy Pelosi and her “San Francisco values”, since I hear that frace every thirty effing seconds on Fox News. But what are San Francisco values? Have you ever been to San Francisco?
In SF, you have the freedom to be yourself. Gay, straight, bi, crazy, sane, liberal, conservative.
In SF, you have the freedom to worship who or what you want, or the freedom to worship nothing at all.
In SF, you have the right to say what you want. No matter how stupid. (And it’s probably stupid.)
In SF, the only thing not tolerated is intolerance. But if you want to be intolerant, well, that’s okay too. After all, Michael Savage lives in SF.
So basically, San Francisco’s key “value” is freedom.
So, Republicans hate San Franciscans because of their freedom.
Did you shit your pants yet?
(plagiarized from Will Durst)
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