You live in Florida. Bad.
You're a politician. Worse.
You're a Republican. Ouch.
You offer to not only give head to a dude in a park restroom, but to pay him $20 to do so. Hey, It's your life, who am I to judge?
That dude happens to be a cop. Uh-oh.
So, for a "Family Values" Republican, can't get much worse, right?
Must. Find. Way. Out.
Thinking....thinking....
Aha! Perfect excuse! Instead of being a hypocritical pervert, be a racist hypocritical pervert!
"This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park," Allen, who is white, told police in a taped statement after his arrest. Allen said he feared he "was about to be a statistic" and would have said anything just to get away.Of course, the Daily Show explains it better than I possibly could.
'Ah's a'scared of the Nigras'...
ReplyDeletethis isn't an insult to our
intelligence, its assuming we
don't have any. For the party
that despises African Americans
and gays equally, you MF's
certainly love to creep about
face down, azz up
P.S. Bring up Barney FRANK
AND WHOMEVER ELSE, Barney
Frank admits his love for
the weinie and isn't
putting a wife at risk
while he slithers around on
the DL