It suddenly dawned upon me that if my beloved Pixie were human, she would:
  • be cross-eyed
  • have a chipped tooth
  • be a slut
  • have saggy tits
  • be constantly itching
  • completely wig out at least once a day
  • be very loud and obnoxious
Her pictures would not be featured on this blog, but on Faces Of Meth.
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