glenn x

The Onion is so damn funny. They've outdone themselves this time. Check out this satire. Freaking hilarious.

Glenn Beck has emerged as the white Malcolm X. Whereas Malcom X embraced militant black separatism, Beck marries a stridently emotional style with political views that wouldn’t have been out of place at a 1950s Elks Lodge event. But like Malcolm X, Beck terrifies mainstream liberals, who see something sinister in his inexplicable ways. And just as Malcolm X mellowed in his old age, embracing a more traditional interpretation of Islam shortly before his death, Beck seems to be self-consciously moving past the politicized anger that defined his program for much of the past two years towards a heavy emphasis on spiritual uplift for his people.

Ha, ha, ha. White Malcom X, that's...what's that? You're telling me that's not the Onion? It's a real column on a "real" website? KILL ME NOW.