Bedwetters and Tracfones

When catch.com was active, Kevin K. coined the term "bedwetters" to describe the RW bloggers who freak out about any and everything. Now, I tend to despise blogger catcphrases, but this one seems particularly apt. So I'm gonna steal it. And to apply to today's post: Bedwetting + Racism = Michelle Malkin.

Here's the scary, scary story:

Three guys bought an abnormal amount of Tracfones. That's it.

Oh wait, I forgot, they're Arab-Americans.

So, of course, they are terrorists who are plotting to blow up a bridge.

Based on JUST the cell phone purchases, the men were arrested, and charged with terrorism.

And if you're Michelle Malkin, you push this story as hard as you can. If you're Michelle Malkin you KNOW they're guilty. You go even further and call Dearborn, Michigan, "Dearbornistan" because it's full of filthy Arabs. When the men arrested say that they were buying the phones because they could resell them at a profit, well why would you believe a filthy, lying, terrorist Arab?

Oh, but wait, the FBI checked out the men's story, and it turned out to be true, but not before accustations of plots to blow up bridges were released with absolutely no evidence whatsoever.

I'll let you know when Malkin issues an apology or mea culpa. Don't wait up, it might be a while. She is, after all, an insecure racist who probably pisses herself at the sight of her own, dark shadow.