So, back in the day I used to play a lot of Madden '95 on Sega. Yeah, I'm that old. Anyways, my roommate Vic had this uncanny ability to force you to throw an interception by summoning the Turnover Gods. He would say, "C'mon turnover Gods, I need an interception" and boom - interception. Now, in reality it probably worked once, but in my memories it worked. every. single. time.
You don't have to believe me, but tonight, right before the game sealing interception, I prayed to the Turnover Gods.
You're welcome, New Orleans.
Aw man. I saw the headline and thought it might be about apple filled, flaky pastry deities.
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sorry, man. i am now hungry though.
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