michael scott vs the mafia

That was pretty muchon of the best Office episodes in years. The choice quotes:
  • Meredith, describing her weekend: "I caught my son taking a dump on the upper part of the toilet. He calls it an 'Upper Decker.'"
  • Kevin: "Jim's gone on his honeymoon, so I started borrowing his office to fart in."
  • Oscar: "The Coalition For Reason is extremely weak."
  • Dwight: "R is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it murder, not muckduck."
  • Andy: "When someone threatens you, you give in right away."
  • Michael, ordering Italian: "I'll have the gabba gool." and "If the salad is on top, I send it back."
  • Kevin, to Oscar: "You'd love jail"
  • Andy, as a mechanic: "Your motor....drive...is probably...down", "I had kind of a long day at the mechanic store" and "you got a leaky spark tube, so your car's totaled, you're gonna wanna get a refund on that."

The lack of Jim/Pam really freed up this episode. It's among the all-time best IMHO. SC probably thinks I'm crazy, since she's in bed, and I am watching this with headphones, so all she hears is my uncontrolled laughter.
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