glenn beck, private eye

That Glenn Beck, man, he's a smart one. You can't sneak anything by that guy. He's a propaganda sniffin' machine.

It only took him 26 years to figure out that "Born in The USA" is not a "rah-rah, USA #1" anthem.

And it only took him 70 years to figure out that "This Land Is Your Land" is a screed against private property.

Do you know how he was able to uncover all of these secret messages? By reading the lyrics. Sherlock Holmes would be proud.

Maybe next he can figure out the real truth behind movies. Maybe his sleuthing will determine that "Born On The Fourth Of July" isn't about how awesome the Vietnam War was.
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