chicken vs. dokken

I'm calling bullshit on this ad for a couple of reasons:

1) I see Don Dokken, I see Mick Brown, I do not see Jeff Pilson, and most importantly, I do not see George Lynch. Therefore, I don't see the band Dokken.

2) As I've recently discovered, the music that I thought was so bad-ass and dangerous as a teenager, has in retrospect turned out to mainly consist of rather wimpy love songs. Dokken is not dangerous. Dokken never was dangerous. Dokken are not a threat to chickens. Dokken are not a threat to anything. What are they gonna do, serenade it with "In My Dreams"? Norton should have hired King Diamond.

[warmingglow]